Album Review: Chinese Democracy
It is obvious that Guns n Roses kicks more ass than everyone. So rather than belabor the obvious, I wish to say an unbiased, objective word or two about this album. Woo. Hoo! Play this one at the Thanksgiving Day table and you will have the house ROCKIN! Throw in a quart of whiskey and you got yourself a full on party for less than 40 bucks. Yes, your spouse probably said some shit like they want new clothes or new power tools or a vacation in Florida or some silly crap like that for Christmas. What they MEANT to say, what their inner ROCKMAMA is really saying is “get me this album. i have a disease and this is the only cure”.
in other entertainment news, Michael Phelps has now infected Entourage. If you watched Sunday night’s season finale episode, that was Michael who bumped into E when he was crossing the street in Brooklyn. it’s like wack-a-mole…he just keeps popping up.

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